Micriophones fitted to Indians

I understand that every Indian on the sub continent is equipped with long range microphones that pick up conversations on the SCG. This helps the Indians make statements proclaiming Harbijan's innocence. 'He didn't make that remark,' they insist with absolute certainty, 'Harbijan does not know that word. It is not a racist term. Indians would never use that word in a racist context.' For one, I am glad to be assisted to the truth by these microphone-fitted authorities. And I am glad that they did not hear Harbijan's remarks to Roy Symonds. Because they did not hear it, they proclaim logically, Harbijan did not say it. QED.