Sydney's Telegraph: Hopeless Spelling

Am I the only one who knows how to spell in this land of Oz? It's means 'it is' and does not mean 'belonging to it' ; It is time for The Telegraph to have its [not it's] workers attend a spelling course, instead of relying on spell-check; for as we all know, it's and its will never appear on spell-check

Daily Telegraph
25 Aug 09

Money corrupts China's Communists err..Capitalists

The new millionaires of Zhongguo will see to it that trade supersedes all other considerations between Oz and China. I just love all these communists who are capitalists. Money money money!

Peoples daily 20 Aug 09
China

Owen the Pirate: A True Icon of Film Making

Owen the pirate with eye patch and Bristolian arrrrrrgh accent... I knew a pervert at the Cross...named Johnny Patch... and he delighted in getting the innocent tarts into the cot and during climax remove the patch and frighten the shits outta the girl. He was a psychopath ... all of us were wary of Johnny Patch. I can't imagine you in the same light. It's drastic news. I hope tis not come to this.

I am glad finally I didn't get the teacher's job at Kopen. The place, judging by little evidence I'd had and now conclusively with your words that Enga was still at the bottom of the pit. They led me along a narrow ledge, and there was a large mob of Engans with me, fostering my belief that I'd actually been hired to teach. They operate in bubbles and don't seem to know what the others are doing. Ben phones and asks when I am in Wabag. Even the assist administrator was insisting I get up there pronto.
Ludicrous.

Most likely I will be here that time. But these past many years have opened up the world and I've been flying everywhere for free; now I may have thrombosis hassles largely aided by too much cramp in economy flights back and forth ... and because my family line has various amounts of arterial thingos.

But the house here is a good place to be when you want to .... stop... be apart from ...

tata

RUDI KOERTZEN: CRICKET CHEAT

The South African cricket umpire is a cheat. After again seeing his vile nature displayed to the world via Television, there is not a shred of doubt that his decisions against Australian batsmen and bowlers have been deeply affected by his unswerving hatred of all things Aussie. Video evidence would put this man behind bars were cricket anything more than just a game. But suggestions that Rudi Koertzen is making big money by his detestable decisions are gaining momentum.
To cheat is shocking. To make money from cheating is worse than theft.
Rudi Koertzen is a cheat.