Barling means to spray shit over a client's loo. Grant Barling, a Casino licenced builder, Barling Constructions, came to our home to do a building inspection. Two minutes after he arrived, Barling went into our toilet and had an extreme fit of diaorrhea. He left behind his crap. sprayed everywhere, under the seat, up on the rim, over the top like hot brown lava.
Grant Barling then spent the next hour inspecting our home. And all that time his shit dried and drew the flies!
If ever you want to have a barling, better use the bush, or over a cliff, or in the washroom of a distant petrol station.
But never in a friend's home, and never never in your own.
Remember! Barling means spraying your bowels in wondrous fashion upon another's porcelain
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Grant Barling is the only builder in Casino that the banks use. So we have to put up with his crap.
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